Guide to Becoming A Bagel

The Guide to Becoming A Bagel was a book used to make donuts become bagels. The author is unknown but what is known is that it contains 829503 pages and uses a font of 2. The reason for this is because it also contains "many secrets to life" which is why it's so long. It would take 37 weeks to finish the book if you read the book 24 hours a day. It contains over a billion words and usually takes about 3 and a half years to read.